The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 12, 1998
Transcript:
Fang: What'cha watching, Eno? Eno: One of those step by step tv painting programs. Eno: This is too easy!! I just do whatever the guy on Tv does. See? He dabs some blue there so I dab some blue here. Eno: ...and look. Now I'm supposed to switch to my flat brush. And here's where I mix some magenta with burnt umber. Eno: And now I ....uh.... Fang: Y'know Eno, I don't think you have to do what the guy in the beer commercial does. Eno: When did you become an art expert?