The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 11, 1999
Transcript:
Eno: Anything? Fang: Just a letter for you. Eno: It's from my old sixth grade teacher, Mrs. Carrigan. Eno: Let's see...career- "D" Eno: Hair retention "D" Relationships- "D" Eno: Personal hygiene "F" Fang: She still sends you report cards? Eno: The worst part is I still have to have my dad sign them.