The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 28, 1999
Transcript:
Eno: You know what I hate about coffee places like this? Eno: They're full of uppity college jerks. They probably all think that just because they attend a big university that makes them smarter than me. Eno: But they're wrong! I've got something those goobs will never have-"street smarts"! See, they may have book smarts but in the real world book smarts doesn't cut it! Eno: To be a true success you got to have street smarts! Eno! Fang: Of course, a little chair smarts never hurts either.