The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 05, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: Uh...excuse me. Eno: Yes? Woman: I couldn't help admiring your chiseled physique. What's your secret? Eno: Ha ha...thank you. It took a lot of long hours in the gym to get where I am today. Eno: I'm also on a very strict high protein diet. Eno: And I can't stress enough the importance of barbells for isolating specific muscle groups. Eno: So to summarize, to achieve my level of physical perfection, you're going to need a few things. Eno: A lot of weights, an iron will and a new diet. Woman: And a good tire patching kit. Eno: Come again?
Busted.