The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 15, 2000
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Man: Mitch! J.D. here! Say, have you had the chance to move those thirty shares of globalcom over to my... Eno: Give me that cell phone, you pretentious jerk! Eno: Ha! I knew it! This thing isn't even turned on! Fang: I'll betcha all these cell users are faking it.