The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 11, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Don't tell me you bought another metal detector with hopes of finding buried treasure! When will you ever learn? Eno: hey mister, skeptic, my luck is changing. I've only been out here ten minutes and I've already found something. Fang: Oh yeah? what? Eno: My old metal detector that I got mad at and buried.