The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 30, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: What was that she said?! I couldn't understand a word of it!! Fang: I think she said, your total is $4.23. Pull up to the window. But I'm not certain. Eno: Sheesh!! I hate these fastfood intercoms! You can't make out a word they say! Fang: Yeah. Fang: I wonder if they have as much trouble understanding us as we do them. Woman: Here you go. One cheese filled sweat sock and a feathered hard hat. Eno: My guess would be, yeah.