The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 29, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: How'd things go at the karaoke bar last night? Eno: Not so good. Eno: Police rushed the stage while I was performing jail house rock and shut down the show. Eno: They even took my studded jump suit and tore off my fake sideburns. Fang: What was the offense? Eno: They charged me with impersonating an Elvis impersonator.