The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 30, 2000
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Man: Excuse me, sir, but those pants should be worn slightly higher on the waist and not cuffed on the bottom. Eno: honk, off, bozo and mind your own business! Eno: How was I to know he was the inspector no. 12?! Fang: Don't you check the tag in your pocket?!