The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 08, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Wow, Elvin! That totally incredibly hot blonde across the bar just told me she thinks I'm cute! Eno: She wants to go out with me but she said if I had a loser friend like you, it'd never happen. Eno: So after thinking about it real hard, I realized the only think to do was walk away from her. Elvin: I'm proud of you, buddy. Eno: Cause how else could I get over here to break off our friendship!