The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 27, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Eno-those kids you just gave the rice cakes to are soaping our car windows!! Eno: Really? Fang: I should go out there and yell at them! Eno: Wait, Fang. Don't do anything you'll regret. Fang: You're right. That soap is clearing some of the grime that's built up over the past year! Eno: Hey kids! You missed the rear window!!