The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 31, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: How come you're sitting in the dark and not handing out Halloween candy? Man: Remember our deal? You said once we ran out of candy I could draw the curtains, turn out the lights and watch tv the rest of the night. Woman: But it's only 7:30 and I only heard the doorbell once! Boy: Wow! I've hit the mother lode!!