The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 24, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Great! I'm supposed to pick my date up in half an hour and my shirts all wrinkled. I don't have time to iron it now!! Fang: you should have slept with it under your mattress last night. I've heard some people do that when... Eno: Great idea! I could use a quick nap right now to calm my nerves.