The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 14, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: So, Cynthia-would you like to go out sometime? Woman: Uh-er...uh, Eno- I don't think of you like that. I think of you more as a friend. Eno: A friend? Good! In that case, can I borrow 50 bucks? Woman: Sigh. Okay. What time will you pick me up? Eno: Hee hee- never fails.