The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 11, 2001
Transcript:
Man: So why do you feel you're qualified to work here as a pool lifeguard? Eno: Hmmm... Eno: Well, I've seen every episode of "Baywatch" and I like whistles. Man: Okay. We'll start you out in the 1 foot end of the pool. Eno: Great. I don't like to get my trunks wet.