The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 22, 2001
Transcript:
Voice: Hey, outfielder! If there was an alternate universe where everything was the opposite of what it is in this dimension... Voice: And black was white, and water flowed up, then maybe there'd be someone who looks like you but in that alternate plane of existence he'd be a decent fielder. Elvin: Sometime deep center gets a little too deep.