The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 01, 2001
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Fang: What are you doing? Eno: Shaving me head. Eno: I'm tired of wasting all that time washing and styling my hair every morning. Eno: So I thought I'd try something more low maintenance. Fang: Low maintenance? You bozo! You're going to have to shave your head every day now!! And if you miss a day it'll start growing in thicker!! Eno: Grow in thicker? You're nuts! That's an old wive's tale. I don't know where you get this stuff! Grow in thicker!! Fang: Told you so. Eno: Shut up.