The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 24, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Hey dad-how's the family tree coming? Man: Great! I just stumbled upon a great source of information. Man: It lists virtually every member on my side of the family for the past five generations. Eno: What is it-a website? A census report? Man: No. The accounts recievable ledger from "bubba's pork rind emporium."