The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 30, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: I'm making out my list of new year's resolutions. This is the year I turn my life around. Eno: No more slacking off, cutting corners, wasting time. I'm taking charge of my fate. Do you know what I'm saying? Fang: Oh, sure. Eno: I'm the captain of my destiny. If things are going to change, then it's up to me to change them. Do you hear where I'm coming from? Fang: You betcha. Eno: Dang! My pencil lead broke. Where's the sharpener. Fang: Out in the garage. Eno: Way out in the garage?