The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 13, 2006
Transcript:
Fang: Hello? Army surplus? Do you have tear gas canisters? You do have tear gas canisters? Fang: How much are your tear gas canisters? Uh huh. I see. Are you tear gas canisters guaranteed? Fang: Oh, wait. Nevermind. He's out of the bathroom. Eno: I wasn't in there that long!!