The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 27, 2008
Transcript:
Eno: Y'know, Fang, I've been thinking. The name "eno" has probably had a lot to do with my troubles in life. Eno: It doesn't command respect. What I need is a cool nickname. one that tells people I'm a dangerous individual. Eno: Someone that the guys want to be like and the ladies want to be with! Fang: How bout spider? Eno: Yeah! Spider! now that's the kind of nickname that says "back off, Jack! I'm bad news!" Eno: Spider! Yeah! Look out, world! Spiders in town!! Fang: Maybe you could have it tattooed on your arm. Eno: Sounds painful. Would I get a boo boo sucker?