Man: I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously. Eno: What are you talking about?! I was driving five miles below the limit, wearing my seat belt and checking all my mirrors! man: Exactly.
Now if he were:a)shaving
b)drinking
c)networking
d)eating
e)tailgating
f)reading a map
g)brushing teeth(assuming he does)
then the officer would nae givin’ ‘im a second glance…
margueritem over 15 years ago
I bet he used his turn signal, too.
Jackone over 15 years ago
How much more suspicious can you get!
Subtorp401 over 15 years ago
Now if he were:a)shaving b)drinking c)networking d)eating e)tailgating f)reading a map g)brushing teeth(assuming he does) then the officer would nae givin’ ‘im a second glance…
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
LOL @ Subtorp401
Brainiak over 15 years ago
I’ts all about the Revenue….
Possum Pete over 15 years ago
I saw a woman painting her toenails while driving. At least I think it was a woman…
comicgos over 15 years ago
I think Fang peeing out the window was the real problem!
hookedoncomics over 15 years ago
LOL @ Subtorp401
Mkim1526 over 15 years ago
All he’s gotta do is not honk and swear and he’ll an ALIEN!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Best way in the world to get pulled over for a DUI! (Honestly, though, I never was, just saying !)