The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 19, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: How'd your date go? Eno: Not good. She doesn't want to see me again. Eno: I took her to a scary movie and she caught me biting my nails. She thinks it's a nasty habit. Fang: I didn't know you bite your nails. eno: Sure. That's why I wear open toed sandals.
Makes sense - why else would you wear open-toed sandals?