The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 28, 2009
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Fang: I'm thinking about inviting some of my dog buds over for a little halloween party. Fang: we can play games, tell scary mailmen stories and eat a bunch of delicious halloween food! Eno: Great. Then you can all leave some booby traps in the yard for all the bratty trick or treaters.
He needs to live in my area. I’ve been here for 39 years and haven’t seen the first trick or treater! I always have treats on hand just in case. I don’t know if there are any kids anywhere around. I don’t know but one neighbor. He lives about a half mile away. And that’s my closest neighbor.