The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 08, 2009
Transcript:
Shopper: The grocery store was out of gravy, so they substituted bread crumbs instead. I'm supposed to put bread crumbs on my mashed potatoes? Fang: We'll take it if you don't want it. Eno likes bread crumbs on his toast. Eno: It makes it taste "extra-bready."
This is based on a true story.