The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 24, 2010
Transcript:
Fang: Eno, there's something I've always been curious about. I've always wondered, out of all of the dogs in the pet store, why did you pick me? Was there some sort of connection between us? Did I seem smarter than the other puppies? Was I the cutest? Or did you simply sense that we would become inseparable friends, fraternal soulmates, one completing the other? Well? Eno: Do you have any dogs that match this couch?
Don’t tell him the truth, Eno!