The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 25, 2012
September 24, 2012
September 26, 2012
Transcript:
Eno: It's no use. I can't decide who to vote for! Fang: The problem is these debate moderators. They never ask the tough questions! Fang: Like, "are you now, or have you ever been, a cat owner?"
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if you haven’t made up your mind by June 1st you shouldn’t get to vote. Actually you should know at all times which way your wind blows. It’s not like the parties change their platforms. Undecided voters are the same idiots that sit at the stop lite when it turns green and they’re texting their friends about useless crap.