The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Eno: So you say you can't hear people speaking? Do you see the cord coming out of the phone? Good. Is it on the top? Eno: Okay. There's your problem. It should be on the bottom. You're holding it upside down! Eno: I'm working tech support for really old people.
I’m so old…I still keep the eggs and butter out on the window ledge.