Police: You were swerving all over the road, speeding and talking on your phone.
Eno: My mom always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
On my 25th birthday I got caught speeding by a NY state trooper. Not only did he write me a seven dollar speeding ticket (ouch) he wished me a happy birthday.
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
He’s about to write you something not verynice Eno.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
And give his mother a ticket too.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
There are times when you should keep your big mouth shut, Eno. This would be one of those many times.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 9 years ago
On my 25th birthday I got caught speeding by a NY state trooper. Not only did he write me a seven dollar speeding ticket (ouch) he wished me a happy birthday.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
And always wear clean underwear…Just in case.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn’t Have the Ability
c/o Ron White