The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Elvin: Boy, they guy in this shaving cream ad sure has a pretty girlfriend. I think I'll buy some! Fang: Elvin, it takes more than a certain brand of shaving cream to get a babe like that. Elvin: Well, obviously. you have to buy that special dandruff shampoo also.
You have to buy the soap on a rope.