The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 02, 2016
Transcript:
Fang: Why do we have to shop in a grocery store with off brand names and defective goods? Eno: Because it's cheap. Now find the alphabet soup. Fang: They only have this brand with extra "this." Eno: That's fine. Fang: A soup with a lisp? Eno: more thavings.
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