The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 24, 2016
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Transcript:
Eno: "The children were nestled all snug in their beds... eno: "while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads." Eno: Ha! Probably more like high fructose corn syrup plums!
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I blame the guy that said one day " We need more market share so lets figure out how to put corn into every freaking thing on the planet". Now it’s even in my can of green beans. I mean really, what does corn have to do with green beans? And, hey, here’s an idea. How about we put high fructose corn syrup into every food product to make it more addictive than crack cocaine. It’s truly amazing what humans will do to each other to make a quick buck rather than earning customer loyalty. Okay, I’m done no more rants until after tomorrow.