The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 19, 2017
Transcript:
eno: My grandpa was good at phrases. He taught my a lot of them. Fang: Such as? Eno: well, he used to say, "I hate to burst your ice, but a fool and his dead horse are barking up the wrong piece of cake." Fang: That's messed up. Eno: Hey, don't look a gift chicken below the belt.
These comments are as clever as a whip.