Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. Mae West
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Whenever you have an ex, and they’re like, ‘I hope we can still be friends!’ and you weren’t friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really? Ed Sheeran
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
The term ‘alpha female’ originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions. Frans de Waal
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
No one is.
AtariDragon about 6 years ago
“I never said I wanted to keep dating YOU, strange woman who has never appeared in this strip before.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago
It’s a trap! Don’t answer her Eno!
the lost wizard about 6 years ago
For her you might need carbon dating.
well-i-never about 6 years ago
She’s got him there.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
She can’t see beyond the end of her beak.
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. Mae West
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Whenever you have an ex, and they’re like, ‘I hope we can still be friends!’ and you weren’t friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really? Ed Sheeran
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
The term ‘alpha female’ originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions. Frans de Waal
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
“But, one last question: Is that your nose or are you eating a Banana?”
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
Inescapable logic – but being a guy, you didn’t close the door on him yet. Can you put it in simpler terms?
TazzTec about 6 years ago
I have this same “conversation” repeatedly with a couple of my vague friends. Them “ya wanna do something?” Me: “yes … oh, did you mean with you?”