The SUN did not COME UP this morning!! HUGE CRACKS have appeared in the EARTH’S SURFACE!! BIG ROCKS are falling out of the SKY! Details later on Action Central News!
Honestly, we get near misses from larger asteroids and impacts from smaller ones all the time. It’s about as newsworthy as people mindlessly injecting politics into apolitical cartoons.
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
…and headed straight for the anchorman’s chair.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, yeah, enough about that. When is the PoutUS going to be locked up?
juncarlo over 5 years ago
“Now we go with sports.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I suppose at the end of the world, suddenly other news and celebrity sighting is very blah.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
I wonder what odds I can get on whether it hits or not. In the meantime pop another top.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
George Carlin said it best…
The SUN did not COME UP this morning!! HUGE CRACKS have appeared in the EARTH’S SURFACE!! BIG ROCKS are falling out of the SKY! Details later on Action Central News!
Popcorn over 5 years ago
Eno and Fang seem undisdurbed by this as well,they must’ve just restocked the beer supply…
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
10 day weather outlook: hot, fiery, and extremely overcast…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
This is like the fifth end of the world.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
People tell me the world will end in either fire or ice – I believe it will end with a “Whatev”…
AtariDragon over 5 years ago
Honestly, we get near misses from larger asteroids and impacts from smaller ones all the time. It’s about as newsworthy as people mindlessly injecting politics into apolitical cartoons.
CarlHeckman over 5 years ago
The media’s attitude to climate change, in a nutshell.