Eno, go back to basics. Don’t spend your money on an exorcist. The range top is for heating canned vegetables and hot-dogs. They are already cooked, just make them hot. You can also try frying eggs or hamburgers. After you get the hang of it, try frozen vegetables… don’t over cook them. The oven is for frozen pizza… period.
PICTO over 4 years ago
I can see paradise by the stove-top light…?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Like a bat out of hell.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
If that works, send him over to exorcise that meatloaf I ate a couple of days ago.
YippiKiAyMofo over 4 years ago
Then the demon would leave like a…Bat Out of Hell!
whenlifewassimpler over 4 years ago
Eno clean the stove or pay someone to do it for you. As for the stuff coming out of it not taking good. Get a cook book so you do it correctly.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 4 years ago
Or learn to cook.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dude. Garbage in. Garbage out. It’s a poor workman that blames his tools.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Considering what a bad meatloaf could compel one to do, perhaps they should… rephrase that… ☺
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
We could just drink some more beer and order a pizza.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
“Your mother sews socks that smell” said a nicer demon-possessed Regan…
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
It couldn’t possibly be the cook.
Yontrop over 4 years ago
Eno, go back to basics. Don’t spend your money on an exorcist. The range top is for heating canned vegetables and hot-dogs. They are already cooked, just make them hot. You can also try frying eggs or hamburgers. After you get the hang of it, try frozen vegetables… don’t over cook them. The oven is for frozen pizza… period.