Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 16, 2023

Gives you the “runs”?

Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.

Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!

Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?

Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.

Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)

Count Drugula.

Do diabetics taste sweeter?

Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.

A count has got to maintain standards, after all.