Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 16, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  12 months ago

    Gives you the “runs”?

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    Nebulous Premium Member 12 months ago

    Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.

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    Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago

    Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!

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    jahays1  12 months ago

    Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 12 months ago

    Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Count Drugula.

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    Phoenix83  12 months ago

    Do diabetics taste sweeter?

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    paullp Premium Member 12 months ago

    Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    A count has got to maintain standards, after all.

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