Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 14, 2024

Whack him on the toes with your cane.

Who you gonna call? Kurt Russell!

Let’s see if the old man does any better than Bambi.

Okay, get off and step into the house!!!

Oh yeah? ….just try and stop me, old man! ☺️☺️

Watch it! Make him mad and he’ll T. P. your house! (Totally Pound…)

Give your new taser gun a try.

Paint his toenails pink. Godzilla will be laughed out of town! :)

Just ‘cause he’s big and green doesn’t mean you gotta be mean, Johnson!

Godzilla could paint his nails red, to hide among the strawberry bushes.

Old Man Johnson would never figure out where he is.

Or where Godzilla is, for that matter.