Endtown by Aaron Neathery for April 29, 2015

What won? Looks like Phil is getting to his feet.

Round 2: Fight!

Phil: “Nice work for the first round, kid. Now, let’s do round 2.”

“Bah gawd, somebody stop this already! That mutant has a family!”

This would be a good time for a certain white mouse to make her appearance and for the dittos to help the trio escape.

If Wally doesn’t shut his mouth, Phil will close it. This fight isn’t over and turning your back to crow that you’ve won is going to have you eating crow.

Whoops…

I guess now comes the sucker-punch, because the lizards don’t play fair.

Nobody said Phil was their best fighter. Phil demanded this fight to try to get back at Wally, and probably to save face. That latter part hasn’t worked so well. Now hundreds (?) of lizards have witnessed Phil getting the crap knocked out of him by someone a fraction of his size.

I thought that if you knocked out the opponant but Since it is not a fair fight no one did that count down thing. I don’t blame Wally for crowing a bit, high adrinalin, but Holly and Kirbee, or Monica or Someone will get here soon.glad this isn’t a friday cliffhanger, and hope we don’t see Wally beaten on more.

behind you! behind you!

Wally forgot one thing.This is not a fight till one gives up and leaves.This is a fight to the DEATH.Phil ain’t dead yet.Remember Wally can’t kill.

Anybody remember the egg in the face that Jesse Owens gave Hitler during the Olympics that took place in Berlin. This is similar. What was to be a showpiece of Reptile (or Aryan) superiority ended up being deflated by a member of an “inferior” race. Go Wally!

I just hit the (enlarge) and can now see what a great bit of ART is in panel 3, the thrown bottle, the closest one.from the smaller size it doesn’t show it up as well, but It Really looks like a moving transparent bottle!

Also, all that broken glass could cut Wally’s feet. Are the reptiles smart enough to figue that out or are they just throwing what’s handy.

“Look away, look away, look away, and get creamed…”

And now… GRUDGE MATCH!!!

Yes but you’d still be dead Wally when they come down and tear you asunder. So suck up your pride and run! If Holly really were dead (considering he does believe she is) she’d have probably still wanted you to keep living.

But meh what do I know about ‘nothin to lose’?

So, Phil will pass out just before he attacks Wally again, or Wally will knock him out again accidentally when he turns around, or Holly will scream “Look out!” and take Phil down, or the trap door will open right under one of them, or Phil will step on a bottle and it rolls out under him, or it’ll be what Aaron came up with.

Wally, the rules categorically state you have to kill him and eat him.

Irony if Phil get now knocked out by flying bottle.