God Rest Ye, MollyBy JennerTo the tune of the Christmas carol “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”Here’s four intrepid heroes trudging through the sandy waste.See – Wally’s careful, Chic is fearful, Kirbee acts in haste,And Holly hasn’t lost her head, it’s simply been misplaced.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They’re running from the forces of the Topside on patrol,Who’ll never sleep until they’ve slaughtered every single soul.You drop a hint of where you live, and they will drop a hole.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They fell into the chasm of a huge atomic bomb,With only Wally understanding what they’re running from.He saved ‘em with a mental bridge. Now, who’s a clever tom?And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They had to cross the parching desert, that at least’s the plan.So, Wally thought the dittos could provide a neat sedan.And if you think the dittos can, you think the dittos can.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.The Ed-u-mund Fitzgerald was a fine and sturdy craft,Excepting when the bow be down and upward be the aft.Then Wally said “there’s no-one home,” and someone somewhere laughed.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.From reckless in the desert to the less-deserted wreck,The party clambered ever-upward, up the sloping deck,And if the sand may break their fall, the fall would break their neck.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.No sooner had they stable footing, breakfast and a drink,Than Holly took a careless step and vanished in a blink.Oh, how’s it going to finish up? It’s never what you think.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.Through trauma and through humour and through danger and through grief,Compassion led to conflict in the name of self-belief.If friendship is a blessed gift, then love’s a bloody thief!And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.The moral of this story is a sweet and bitter pill.We all are partly wounded, yet there’s room for healing still.Apocalypse is nasty: You survive it as you willAnd Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.
God Rest Ye, MollyBy JennerTo the tune of the Christmas carol “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”Here’s four intrepid heroes trudging through the sandy waste.See – Wally’s careful, Chic is fearful, Kirbee acts in haste,And Holly hasn’t lost her head, it’s simply been misplaced.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They’re running from the forces of the Topside on patrol,Who’ll never sleep until they’ve slaughtered every single soul.You drop a hint of where you live, and they will drop a hole.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They fell into the chasm of a huge atomic bomb,With only Wally understanding what they’re running from.He saved ‘em with a mental bridge. Now, who’s a clever tom?And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.They had to cross the parching desert, that at least’s the plan.So, Wally thought the dittos could provide a neat sedan.And if you think the dittos can, you think the dittos can.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.The Ed-u-mund Fitzgerald was a fine and sturdy craft,Excepting when the bow be down and upward be the aft.Then Wally said “there’s no-one home,” and someone somewhere laughed.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.From reckless in the desert to the less-deserted wreck,The party clambered ever-upward, up the sloping deck,And if the sand may break their fall, the fall would break their neck.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.No sooner had they stable footing, breakfast and a drink,Than Holly took a careless step and vanished in a blink.Oh, how’s it going to finish up? It’s never what you think.And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.Through trauma and through humour and through danger and through grief,Compassion led to conflict in the name of self-belief.If friendship is a blessed gift, then love’s a bloody thief!And Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.The moral of this story is a sweet and bitter pill.We all are partly wounded, yet there’s room for healing still.Apocalypse is nasty: You survive it as you willAnd Topsiders are coming to destroy, come and destroy,And Topsiders are coming to destroy.