Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for July 08, 2021

Nope not gonna happen.

Just so’s you’re all aware, I got nothin to say.

Or sell you books on how to repair the damage.

Guessing that was not a picture book.

He needs to return the chainsaw because it made the tree fall in the wrong direction.

No, unfortunately he bought the “How Not To …” volume by mistake.

It’s quite obvious from looking at the cartoon that he could only see the “How To” part. The rest of the title, in small print, says “fell a tree.”

If the book is anything like my GPS (and many of our other devices), it includes a disclaimer that essentially boils down to this: We are not liable for your stupidity.

Chainsaws should have a 10 day cooling off period. They can hurt you Bad.

Yep. What tool to buy a beginner? One that is preferred by serial killers everywhere.

As they say there’s no vaccine for stupidity