Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 09, 2022

Not many wives do that anymore

Tomorrow the checkered rat race flag flies.

If only that human race would act as if they were just one race …

And it ain’t lookin too good!

Oh rats! Only one Olive?

Turn about if fair play; and we’ve actually put them to shame with our antics.

Mine never did….

Here’s to the crabgrass,

Here’s to the mortgage,

In fact here’s to Suburbia.

Lay down your briefcase,

Far from the human race,

Where nothing can disturb ya.

(with apologies to the wonderful Allan Sherman)