Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 20, 2023

that must be worse than a fart…

Sex Panther- it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. It’s a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Smells like a poo, covered in burnt hair. (anchorman)

We have a lady at work that wears so much perfume, it has a bow wave in front of her, so you can recognise when she’s on her way to you. Time to disappear.

There’s one in every office. Usually a lady, tho, but the occasional man smells up a meeting now and again.

Eau d’ Flufferre?

A temp worker walked passed my office and the strong scent of her perfume caused me to have a sneezing fit. I called HR (I did not know her and did not want to confront her and cause a scene) and asked if someone from HR could kindly inform the lady that her scent was causing allergic reactions. Problem solved without causing undue conflict or disturbance.

The boss Axe like there’s nothing wrong.

Well you’d think the way he bathes in it, it would gone by now.

you mistook the buck lure “doe in heat” for cologne