Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 04, 2023

Just enough to byte

I’d tell you, but you’d find it boar-ing.

You never can have too much RAM. My wife gets annoyed when I buy a new computer and get the absolute largest and fastest RAM available.

Ewe’ll be amazed!

Ewe!

A butt load.

Umm, did you buy that ram at a sporting shop?

How much RAM did you install? A hemi"s worth.

Good golly…how old is that computer?! Comes a time when adding ram just won’t do the trick!

I don’t think that RAM is capable with your system.

I think that ’puter has gotten horny from downloading porn.

Computer geeks are like car geeks. There is no such thing as too much RAM or, as the car geeks say, “no replacement for displacement”.

I got a RAM Pro Master City, it S U C K S…

a sheepload, apparently…

Oh, Black Betty, ram-a-lam….