F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 05, 2012

Even I’m as miffed as the baby. Some parents!

Place it near a window where it can get plenty of light and water regularly

just toss it in with all the others…

One sign of terrible parents.

Blue & Pink?

She didn’t even look pregnant!

Hummm. I don’t think these two are ready for parenthood. But, then again, is anyone every ready, really ready?

Try the freezer; it should muffle that incessant crying.

I say in the garage, just until the next yard sale. The real question is – do they know which end the cheese steak sandwich goes in? Still, at least they seem to be resisting any urge to impose gender stereotypes on the kid, so it will be able to pee standing or sitting.

Looks like they couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl.

My oldest just turned 18 and I still haven’t found a good place to put him. Good news though, he can move out and find his own place now.

The baby will soon have everything re-arranged. They are good at that.

ya can’t put it back.

The first thing we asked when we got home from hospital with baby number 1 …. What do we do now?! Bet all you parents thought the same thing!

probably on top of the fridge

I’m glad the balloon didn’t say “it’s a…um…hm.”

I don’t think it hints at parental negligence and if it does it’s making light of a bad situation. I viewed it like bringing home a new piece of furniture, never sure where to put it but you always find a place.

a crib????

The piranha tank?