F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 20, 2013
August 19, 2013
August 21, 2013
Transcript:
Judge: Considering the bold manner of the thefts, you will be charged as an adult human.
THANK YOU, I think the trend of charging children “as adults” is ludicrous because…they’re not adults. No matter how tragic the crime, we can’t just pretend that a child had an adult’s comprehension when they committed it.
And that goes double for fuzzy raccoons.