F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 08, 2016

F- indeed

Having to go to the bathroom after eating said burritos will be an emergency.

are they in England?

Oh, I beg to differ! If it’s a ground beef burrito with extra cheese, I say it qualifies! Especially if it’s from Moe’s. And even more of an emergency is if I’m also getting the queso blanco. Actually, if I was only getting that, it’s a bigger emergency.

It is amazing what some people consider an emergency. I dated a girl once where everything was an emergency to her, at least 5 to 10 times a week she had an emergency. Her kid fell off a park bench run him to the ER, her mom is having a panic attack run to her place to help calm her down (35 miles away) I tripped on the rug at a business, run to the ER to have them check out my sprained ankle.

Personally not one of those things was an emergency to me, last emergency I had I cut my thumb off…that was years and years ago.

One person’s calm is another person’s emergency.

A burrito emergency is a gas!

Agreed mam.

Tandoori chicken, maybe. We don’t eat burritos here in Old Blighty!