“I got arrested and spent a night in jail in Virginia for drinking a beer on the sidewalk. In New York, I could’ve been drinking that beer out of the hollowed-out skull of someone I had just decapitated. I could’ve been standing on the hood of a cop car, mocking the officers with it. ‘Cheers, big-ears!’ … Unless I was illegally parked.” —Greg Giraldo
“I got arrested and spent a night in jail in Virginia for drinking a beer on the sidewalk. In New York, I could’ve been drinking that beer out of the hollowed-out skull of someone I had just decapitated. I could’ve been standing on the hood of a cop car, mocking the officers with it. ‘Cheers, big-ears!’ … Unless I was illegally parked.” —Greg Giraldo