F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 12, 2018

are we sure they’re not bed moths? they’ll eat your sheets

What can happen if you take too much Ambien.

They transform after feasting on the blood of the innocent… Bwaa ha ha!

And dust mites turn into unicorns!

Oh, no, they (scratch! scratch!) don’t.

Powerful drugs.

I wanna see Motel 6 management try that one on the health inspectors.

Oh, if only.

Something else I never would have known if I didn’t read the comics – thanks, comics (and F Minus)!