F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 31, 2019

NOW where is Ted going to work?

Hope that plant’s got a valid green card.

Ted presence threw off too much hot air…..

Wow … Ted must have had some significant “air quality impairment properties” … trying to remain totally PC here … and failing.

There will be a whole lot less ‘hot air.’

got one that absorbs methane?

I don’t know what Ted is going to do after his stint over with Dilbert and being cast out of here.

Before I retired I knew a lot of coworkers that would"ve improved the air quality by leaving!

As is too often the case, this knee jerk reaction (with the best of intentions) isn’t going to cut it.

Replacing a source of hot air with a source of oxygen.

At least trying giving him a year’s supply of Beano first.

and raise the office IQ

It certainly has a potential for growth!

It would work even better if the plant weren’t plastic.

And yet another male boss…